A pair of research scientists in the Religious Studies
department at Lewis and Clark College have traced the anti-gay marriage element
in the homophobic stance of the Catholic Church back primarily to the intense theophobia
fomented in the pages of the Old Testament.
Explained Dr. Peter John from the Lewis and Clark team,
“When a Catholic feels the deep-seated fear of two men in a state of holy
union, he or she is really just experiencing a misdirected and slightly warped
version of his or her perfectly natural fear of God.”
“You see,” further explained Dr. John’s long-time partner
Dr. Frank Ryan, “Christians in general and Catholics in particular subconsciously
associate the two-dads model with their conception of a still fear-inducing
divine sort of nuclear triad made up of a father, another adult male figure
known as the Holy Ghost, and a son otherwise known as Jesus.”
Added Dr. John, “The strain of seemingly irrational
repugnance running through this fear of gay men has to do with the role that
dirt played in the Father and the Holy Ghost’s giving birth to Adam.”
Added Dr. Ryan, “And the strain of loathing has to do with
Catholics’ deep resentment over the so damaging Original Sin of humanity’s two
dads—Adam and his clearly phallic rib.”
“And the fear of lesbian couples,” added Dr. John, “given
women’s biblically-derived status as phallic symbols, comes of course from the
deep Christian fear of the two-phallused God of the pre-Jesus Old Testament.”
“Interestingly,” added Dr. Ryan, “the Church’s homophobia
has now outstripped its theophobia in terms of intensity.”
“Our guess,” added Dr. John, “is that the deep-seated love
of God that goes with all the longstanding fear of Him/Them in some way
explains Catholics’ so intense fear of homosexuals.”
Added Dr. Ryan, “Given the subconscious equating of the so
feared homosexual couple with the so feared God they also love so much,
Catholics are likely experiencing a fear of the love they subconsciously feel
for the homosexual couple thanks to their equating them, as mentioned, with the
Father and the Holy Ghost.”
Added Dr. John, “Frank and I believe Catholics are now
totally overcompensating for this love of homosexuals by over-focusing on all
their fear and loathing and repugnance with regard to them.”
“With all due respect to our brothers at Lewis and Clark and
these new brainchildren of theirs,” said Father Vincent at the Catholic
Basilica of Saints Peter and Paul in Philadelphia, “this so-called fear of gay
marriage is really just a devout Christian adherence to the principle that
marriage—that holy union in the four loving arms of which all God’s children
are meant to be raised—can only be between a man and a woman.”
Added Father Timothy, Father Vincent’s long-time partner at
Saints Peter and Paul, “The Church and all its children are simply following
the natural and divine law that our Holy Father and all the prophets and Jesus
and His Disciples and all the popes and cardinals and bishops and padres
thereafter have laid down since time immemorial—that all families are best
headed by a man with a woman by his side.”
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